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Kritick

(Source: danielletyn)

Reblog this if its okay to send ridiculously sexual things to your inbox

too-horny-for-school:

please sent your naughtiest thoughts ;)

(Source: withlovefromlahey, via too-horny-for-school-deactivate)

aduhm:

slapped that bitch so hard the color left her face

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone

(via lifeisajokeandgodislaughing)

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